A Short Meme

You get one wish of anything, what would you ask for?
--To win a 250-million dollar lottery.

What animal would you be?
--Squirrel

Something you want to do in your life:
--Bring my kids up to be faithful Christians.

One time there were these Ninja... (finish the statement)
--and their only skills were making Ham, Cheese, and Dorito sandwiches.  But they cut the crusts off with their swords.

One song you could listen to over and over again.
--One Vision by Queen.

Coke or Pepsi? 
--Diet RC. It's zero calories, has caffeine!! and is sweetened with Splenda instead of that evil Aspartame (I'm allergic).

Something you currently desire:
--I have a list... let me find it.

What's a "mastoid"? (Take a guess. No peeking in a dictionary.) 
--Isn't that a tooth?

One good deed you've done lately:
--Not giving in to road-rage.

A funny moment in your life: 
--Just watch.

A Short Meme