If I could be a
For this meme, choose 5 occupations from the following list and complete the sentence. Optionally, "tag" another blog or 3 to participate in the meme, much like a blog party.
If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an inn-keeper...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be an astronaut...
If I could be a world famous blogger...
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...
If I could be married to any current famous political figure...
If I could be a dog trainer...
If I could be a scientist, I would endeavor to fight the humanist community and promote the God-created view.
If I could be a llama-rider, well, that'd just be cool, wouldn't it?
Llama!
Llama-rider.
Riding a llama.
My sister was bitten once by a llama.
No really!
Well okay, she wasn't really.
I'd better stop before I get sacked.
Heh - llama!
If I could be a writer, I'd actually start-and finish the novels and stories I want to write. I have several ideas for stories... I just don't have the motivation to actually write them.
If I could be a librarian, my secret profession would a Watcher. Watching slayers, watching immortals, watching DVDs, watching my kids sleep at night, watching my wife scrapbook, watching my co-workers pull-together and work as a team, watching llamas.
Whoa... that one went everywhere.
If I could be a bonnie pirate, I'd have a llama as a bonnie first-mate! Do the words bonnie and pirate even work together? I guess I'm not sure what "bonnie" means... I usually hear it teamed with "lass", as in "she's a bonnie lass". Or maybe my pirate name could the Dread Pirate Llama! That would strike fear into the hearts of young bonnie lasses!
"Oh no! Here comes the Literal Creationist Dread Pirate Llama!"
"He's come to be our Watcher and not write stories about us!"
I'd better stop now before I get sacked again.
Now I have to pick someone to tag.
I'll start with Rubi!
Hey babe! Tag! Your "it"!
And maybe I'll tag Darth Vader, and MCF.
2 comments:
Sweet answer for librarian! Why didn't I think of that.
Then again... Watcher is kinda a dangerous job.
Yeah... I could be attacked frequently by beasties, or turned on by a rogue faction within the ranks, or my DVD player could go on the fritz.
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