Thursday, March 09, 2006

THINKS for March 9, 2k6

This installment of my Thinks I've been collecting for a few weeks while not posting very often. I haven't posted anything of real substance lately: memes, quizzes, MCFATs, and a book review.

On to the Thinks:

Have a cell phone? Call information/4-1-1 for free (really!)
I mentioned in the last Thinks that an artist at DeviantArt is recreating the movie Serenity with Muppets. Here's part two.
Here is a cool job opening at DisneyWorld! Also, kinda sad if you really think about it.
I found a new team blog that I like, now if we can just drive some more traffic into their forums...
Speaking of bloggy-type things, Rubi's sister Sara has one of those crazy Myspace websites.
And sticking with the computer-topics for a bit more; apparently AOL is trying to implement "Certified Email" or email that you have to pay to send. Uh... No Thanks! I'll stick with sending free email!
Saw an interesting articles about Alien Rain... Wasn't that the plot of JLA: Exterminators
JLA: Exterminatorsto be a superhero, now's your chance - and on national TV!
And speaking of way cool cartoons, if you don't go out right now and buy Gargoyles Season 2 part 1, I will have to send Bronx after you, because part 2 might not be released!

Hmmm... thought I had more. Must've been thinking about all those quizzes.

Oooh! I did find the "Rules from the male side". Yes, it's chauvinistic. But it's also quite funny!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both! If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we (of course, he was looking for India, and found Cuba - but's that neither here nor there!)
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine ... Really .
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

See you next time!

"THINKS": Kev's term combining the words Things and Links: an assortment of images, links, games, trivia, memes, minutia, and whatnot found while browsing and mentioned collectively in a blog or message-board posts.

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