Monday, December 25, 2006

Humorous Christmas Greeting

For The Liberal:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to observe religious or secular
traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted
calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures.

For The Conservative:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and may God bless you and yours, and hope for better in 2007!!

I saw this posted on a work-related listserv and just had to share!

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